Planning a baby shower should’ve been the least of my worries, but with hospital bills, baby essentials, and a million other things on my plate, I barely had time to breathe. When my dad suggested my younger sister Sylvia handle the event, I knew it was a mistake. But I agreed anyway. Big mistake.
My head was spinning. Bills, hospital expenses, planning, baby essentials—it all felt like a weight crushing me, pressing down on my shoulders, making it impossible to think straight.
I sat in the living room of my parents’ house, my hands pressed against my temples, trying to make sense of the endless to-do list running through my head.
There was too much to handle, and every time I thought I was making progress, something else popped up.
My baby was due in just a few weeks, and I still felt completely unprepared.
No amount of checklists or research could erase the panic bubbling inside me.
I wasn’t even sure how long I’d been sitting there when my father, Phil, walked into the room.
He took one look at me, sighed, and sat down on the chair across from me.
“Karen, you can’t keep stressing like this,” he said, his voice gentle but firm.
I scoffed, rubbing my forehead. “Told you, Dad, I know I’m pregnant! I know what I can and can’t do!”
“Well, there you go again, stressing,” he said, shaking his head.
“How am I supposed to stay calm?” My voice rose slightly, frustration leaking through.
“I need to budget for the hospital, buy all the baby stuff, figure out what I actually need—oh, and I don’t even know if I’m having a boy or a girl yet!”
Dad folded his arms.
“You and Neil decided not to find out the gender, remember?”
I let out a breath.
“I know. But I still need to be prepared for everything! What if I get too many things for a girl and it’s a boy? Or the other way around? And don’t even get me started on the baby shower.”
I waved my hands dramatically. “I haven’t even had time to plan anything, and I have no idea how much it’s going to cost…”
Dad gave me that look. The one that meant he was about to suggest something I wouldn’t like. “Then why not ask for help?”
“Help? From who?” I let out a tired laugh. “You know Neil. I love him, but planning isn’t exactly his strong suit.”
Neil was great in a crisis, great at making me feel loved, but when it came to logistics, organization, or—God forbid—budgeting, he was hopeless.
The last time I let him handle grocery shopping, he came home with three bags of snacks and forgot the actual food.
Dad tilted his head. “Okay, then what about Sylvia?”
I nearly choked. “My younger sister? No, thanks.”
Dad’s face remained calm, as if he had expected that reaction. “You underestimate her,” he said with a shrug. “Sure, she’s a little less responsible than you…”
“A little?” I repeated, raising an eyebrow.
“Dad, she dropped out of college, she still lives day-to-day like she’s in high school. I wouldn’t even trust her to walk my dog, let alone plan a baby shower.”
He waved a dismissive hand. “Karen, she’s your sister. Besides, party planning is right up her alley. Consider it settled—Sylvia will handle your baby shower.”
I gawked at him. “Dad—”
“No arguing with adults,” he said, standing up and patting me on the shoulder. “It’s going to be fine, you’ll see.”
I sighed heavily, rubbing my belly. I wanted to argue, but honestly? I was too exhausted.
If handing this off to Sylvia meant I could take one thing off my plate, maybe it wasn’t the worst idea.
Maybe—just maybe—Sylvia would prove me wrong.
Back home, I was already regretting my decision.
The moment I stepped into the kitchen and saw Sylvia lounging on my couch, legs crossed, scrolling endlessly through her phone with a wide, almost mischievous grin, I knew I’d made a mistake.
“This is going to be the best baby shower in history!” she announced, without even looking up.
I sighed, pulling out ingredients for lunch, my stomach already twisting with worry.
“Sylvia, please… just don’t go overboard. A simple, quiet gathering with close family and friends, that’s all I want.”
Sylvia let out an exaggerated groan. “Ugh, Karen, come on. It’s your first baby! This has to be special! Speaking of which—boy or girl?”
“We don’t want to know until the birth. I told you that.”
“Oh right! How exciting!” She clapped her hands together.
“The mystery makes it even better. And that’s exactly why we have to go big! Think drinks, disco lights… maybe even some dancers!”
I nearly dropped the spoon I was holding.
“Dancers?” I turned to her with a horrified look. “Sylvia, this isn’t some wild party. It’s a baby shower.”
“Exactly!” She jumped up from the couch and paced the room dramatically.
“A once-in-a-lifetime event! A true celebration! There should be energy, music, fun—”
“Sylvia,” I said sharply.
She stopped mid-step, finally looking at me.
I took a deep breath, trying to keep my patience.
“Just a quiet, peaceful event. I have a doctor’s appointment that day, but I’ll be back in time for the shower, and I want to enjoy it—quietly. Got it?”
“Got it, totally,” she said, waving a dismissive hand.
But the twinkle in her eye told me otherwise.
I wasn’t convinced.
Between doctor visits, work, and preparing for the baby, time flew by. Before I knew it, the day had arrived.
Neil and I were driving home from my final check-up, the car filled with quiet excitement.
“We did it,” Neil said with a smile. “Almost at the finish line.”
“I can’t wait,” I sighed, rubbing my belly. “I’m exhausted.”
“Hey, at least you have your baby shower to relax a little.” He hesitated, clearing his throat. “Also, uh, there’s something I need to tell you…”
I shot him a look. “If this is about you forgetting to save the doctor’s number, don’t worry—I saved it in your phone.”
Neil chuckled. “Okay, thanks for that. But no, it’s… well, I accidentally found out the baby’s gender during the ultrasound.”
I gasped. “Neil! We agreed we weren’t going to find out!”
“I know! It wasn’t on purpose! Do you want me to tell you?”
“No! We’re keeping it a surprise! For me, at least.”
Neil grinned. “Fine, fine. But I know something you don’t know.”
I rolled my eyes as we pulled into the driveway.
Taking a deep breath, I looked around cautiously. “I really hope Sylvia didn’t mess this up…”
“It’ll be fine, love. Come on.” Neil took my arm, guiding me inside.
As soon as we stepped through the door, the house was pitch black.
“…Did she forget the date?” I muttered.
Then, suddenly—
“SURPRIIIIIIIISE!!!”
The lights flicked on, confetti exploded into the air, and a dozen voices cheered.
“Oh, God,” I whispered, already feeling the stress rise.
The living room was completely transformed. Balloons floated against the ceiling, streamers covered every inch of the walls, and a disco ball dangled in the center, scattering tiny glimmers of light everywhere.
Confetti coated the floor like a layer of dust I’d be vacuuming for the next five years.
And then, to my horror, I spotted him.
“Karen! Neil!”
A man approached us with an awkward smile, a drink in hand.
It was Kirk. My ex-boyfriend.
“Sylvia,” I hissed, grabbing her by the arm and pulling her aside. “Did you seriously invite Kirk?”
She blinked innocently. “What? Was that bad?”
“He’s. My. Ex.”
“Ohhh,” she mused, tilting her head. “Yeah, that makes sense now…”
I groaned, resisting the urge to scream.
Still, I forced myself to push through the party, trying—really trying—to enjoy the moment.
I smiled, I opened gifts, I even pretended not to notice when someone spilled punch on my new rug.
And then, just when I thought the worst was over, Sylvia took center stage.
“Okay, everyone, BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!”
I turned in slow motion, dread already creeping up my spine.
She stood on a chair, beaming, hands clasped together like she was about to share the biggest news in the world.
“Karen and Neil are having a BOY!!!”
The room erupted in cheers.
I froze.
Neil froze.
Sylvia clapped her hands like she had just solved world hunger. “Neil let it slip in the kitchen, oopsie!”
That was it.
“EVERYONE OUT!” I yelled.
The room fell into stunned silence. Guests exchanged nervous glances, unsure if I was joking.
“I said OUT!”
Slowly, people gathered their things, murmuring awkward goodbyes. The streamers still swayed from the ceiling, and the leftover music buzzed from the speakers, but the celebration was over.
Finally, it was just me, Neil, and Sylvia.
She stood there, arms crossed, pouting.
“What’s the big deal? I worked so hard on this!”
I let out a shaky breath, trying to keep my voice steady.
“You didn’t listen to me. I asked for one thing—a small, quiet gathering. You ignored everything I said.”
She huffed. “I just wanted to make it special.”
“Well, congratulations, Sylvia. I’ll never forget this night.”
For the first time, her expression cracked.
“…I’m sorry,” she mumbled, suddenly looking smaller. “I thought I was helping.”
A lump formed in my throat.
Neil looked at me, shaking his head slightly, as if to say, Really?
I sighed, my frustration still bubbling, but my heart softening just a little.
“Sylvia, wait.”
She paused at the door, turning around slowly.
I hesitated before pulling her into a hug.
“I do appreciate what you tried to do. I know I can be… difficult. But you’re my sister. And I know you only wanted to help.”
Sylvia sniffled. “Really?”
I smiled despite myself. “Really. You’ll be a great aunt.”
She grinned. “The best aunt.”
I rolled my eyes, but squeezed her hand anyway.
Family was messy. It was chaotic. It drove me insane.
But at the end of the day, it was still love.