Jim calls in to work and says,
“Hey, boss I did not come to work today, I really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I did not come to work.”
The boss says, “You know Jim, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. Makes everything better and I can go to work. You try.”
Two hours later Jim calls again: “Boss, I do what you say and I feel great. I am at work soon. You got a nice house.”